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About Us

Construction on our pool finished during the summer of 2022! Sadly, we haven't been able to open until May because of post-project complications. Because the pool is on the roof, at certain points during the fall when it'd rain, the pool would fill. The water would stay in the pool, and eventually leak through the roof, landing on the hallway floor right outside Mr. Young's room. Ask him about it if you're curious about the details...

Our Staff

Douglas Hughes, Director

Mr. Hughes

Mr. Hughes has been with us since the very beginning of this project, he is the director after all... Mr. Hughes has had a long history dealing with a class of people referred to as, "Web Design Students", but he now looks forward to spending the majority of his free time at the new pool. If Mr. Brown, is gone at the same time, don't believe their lies, even if they are there for good reason. They are just enjoying the pool before opening, and don't want reservation dates to flow backward.

"All these students are sitting around here dying of boredom, we've got to get them a pool!" - Doug Hughes

Jaxon Weir, Informant / Secretary

Jaxon

After hearing about Mr. Hughes's ideas about the pool, Jaxon quickly jumped on as an informant/secretary for Mr. Hughes. One of the main things he did while the pool was on wait for the opening, was spread rumors that the pool existed, and because he's Jaxon, nobody believed him. All went according to plan as The Project quickly became a lame and tasteless freshman joke.

"You think i'd be in on this? Of course!" - Jaxon Wehr

John Brown, Hiring Manager, Logistics

Mr. Brown

Because of Mr. Brown's extensive networking skills, he was interested since the beginning after Mr. Hughes suggested that after the pool was finished, they could go to "High Point Meetings". From that point onward, Mr. Brown has been a pivotal member of the team, making many connections and helping Mr. Hughes out along the way.

"alright, lets head to our High Point meeting!" - John Brown

Anonymous, Web development, PR

Anonymous

Hello, I would not like to share my identity at this time, I play a pretty large role in this whole operation, I am the PR rep after all! All of these things, this website, our Twitter profile, and the extra materials, it was all me. For some reason, they don't allow cameras on the roof, but somehow they let us build a pool... I don't make the rules. Because of this fact, I had to fly my drone above the school to get an aerial shot if I had any hope of blowing this into the public eye. I was brought on pretty late and quickly found out what Mr. Brown and Mr. Hughes's "meetings" were really for. I quickly became concerned that they didn't have any intentions of actually opening, this is why I am trying to make this public, to pressure them to stick to their promise.

"Hey Elon! if you're hearing this, thanks for the blue checkmark!" - Anonymous

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